IMDB, you’re fired

The IMDB rating of Definitely, Maybe is the straw the broke the camel’s back. 7,5 for a movie that is more predictable than the chain of events at a bachelor’s party? Where are the good old days when only slightly geeky people cared to rate movies and ratings was actually useful. Now soccer moms have taken over and IMDB is a shadow of box office results. Thanks, I’d rather trust a politician than this.
I must have missed the train of the next big movie ratings thing. Please help, someone.

They must be kidding

Skydiving so-far-so-good styleThere’s a great story about this guy who went on a skydiving course. He loved the first dive and could not wait to get back in the plane, and out of it. He wasn’t lucky with the second dive because that day the wind was blowing too hard (an expression very alien to a kitesurfer) and he had to just wait on the airfield the whole day. And then another day a week later. Third time he got all the way to the plane and 100 meters in the air, and then the engine of AN-2 died. 100 meters is just enough to open your parachute but it will not have much effect on your speed. So if there is any benefit from a parachute at 100 meters it is probably that if you jump and immediately open the shoot it will elegantly cover your very flat body on the ground. Anyway, this guy and 12 other novices were scared as hell because the pilot was swearing in Russian and plane was gliding towards the ground shakily. The emergency landed in the bushes and the lot had to walk back to the base about 3 kilometers away. A happy ending!
I’d consider this a funny story had the guy not been me. With that experience behind my belt (and almost touching my underpants) this flyer seems hilarious. I mean, what the hell was this Photoshop-loving designer thinking. Why show freefalling 2 meters above the air, so-far-so-good style. Then again, maybe it’s me.

A hidden message

(I’m not a designer but) if you place an ad about wireless internet in the woods by the roadside in the woods you don’t really need to put a picture of trees on the ad because they are kind of there already, aren’t they?
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The copy goes: Don’t waste petrol on looking for internet.

I love my job

I’ve almost always liked my job anyway but things have changed. Now this is true passionate love.
This statement may appear a bit out of place, especially coming from someone on vacation. So let me explain. A few days ago at a friend’s magnificent country house in the middle of hills of South Estonia I wanted to do some good old manual labour. A pile of wood that needed cutting and chopping seemed like a good object.
The first hour felt awesome. The pile of wood was shrinking, sun was shining, a nice wood stack was forming and I felt this romantic connectedness to generations before me that had to do this in order to stay warm in the winter.
In the second hour the back started to ache and I felt more connected to the mosquitos biting me than to past generations.
By the end of third hour I felt a bit stupid. I had volunteered to something I was sick and tired of but the job was not done yet. Technically I could have just put the tools down and returned to the hammock but that would have left something I had said I’d do undone. So I kept fighting that pile of wood with a chainsaw and an axe with rage and anger. This was personal. This wooden monster needed to be killed.
Then somehow my mind drifted to some quite boring work task and I felt this warm pleasant feeling. How fortunate I am that I don’t have to cut and chop wood every day. I have a nice desk, conveniently mosquito and splinter free and my computer doesn’t have a chain than needs sharpening. My job is talking to people, writing stuff and reading what other people have written. How good is that! I love it!
So there you go. On Monday I can return to the office, loving my job. And the long weekend midsummer’s night party, lake Võrtsjärv with wakeboarding and kiteboarding, endless sauna and seeing old friends was not too shabby either.
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On this picture – sauna next to the crime scene.

Fidel’s winds of change

Somehow my Cuban travel journal never made it to this blog in English. Here it comes, as a warning to the young, as a painful reminder to the experienced. Siin eesti keeles.
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Air Europa is the perfect airline to take you to Cuba. Its tasteless food and indifferent service were a good preview of what to expect on the Socialist Island of Fidel, as we were to find out. Despite the airline’s three-hour delay, efforts to kill us of thirst for beer and break us mentally by leaving our kiteboarding gear to Madrid, we made it to Havana.
Cuba was entering the mind through all senses. Salsa rhythms from passing-by old American convertibles, accompanied by a cloud of thick smoke and the specific smell that characterizes forty year-old engines. Impressive architecture, but sadly in a condition that of a hundred year-old man’s teeth – the kind where if help does not arrive soon, one needs to clear out the area.

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Let there be green

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I’ve discovered I read increasingly more about doing the green thing, eco friendliness and such. (In addition to actually doing the green thing sometimes). I reckoned it was about time for this blog to reflect this and so I will start linking to interesting green stuff from now on. Today’s pick – Sähköautot Nyt is a movement that wants to sign up 500 people that want to save money on fuel but don’t want to pay more for the car. Once they’ve got the people they’ll provide DYI-like kits to repair shops to actually build the cars. Or rather, modify existing Toyota Corollas. All this with an open source welcome-to-participate mentality. I hope it works out for them and that Estonia is among the first to adapt the concept. First spotted here.

The gadget post

Sorry for this misleading title. This post is not about showing off my latest purchase but the lack of a suitable gadget. I’ve been looking for a suitable replacement for my Sony Ericsson w810i for quite some time now. It still works, but the surface has lost so much of its former glory due to intense use that sometimes small children start to cry when I take my phone out in a public place. Also, I’ve had enough of carrying around a Blackberry for the occasions I want to read email on the go (that’s most days). And because I still use my Estonian number when I’m in that glorious country I’ve learned to hate the process of changing SIM cards more and more.
So here’s my spec – something that can handle email, two SIM cards and the easy task of not looking like a diesel engine. Touch screens, video and the rest would be nice extras but they wouldn’t solve my tiny problems. Surely there’s a phone like that out there, I though. How wrong I was.
Because the big boys need to play nice with the mobile operators only second and eighteenth tier companies offer dual sim phones. There is one Samsung model available, true, but I would rather do email with one of their vacuum cleaners than a keyboard that tiny. Most of the other dual sim phones out there list polyphonic ringtones quite high on their feature list which is a good illustration of what useless crap these are. And some of them require a magic stick or pen or whatever that thing is to use. I mean, we live in the era or space travel and nanobots. You shouldn’t need a ghost of a pen to send an SMS. I refuse to link to these … objects from this blog so you’re going to have to take my word for it.
So here I go, after spending an hour or two on intense research I just added another half an hour to write about that waste of time. All I can do is hope people reading this know more about buying phones than I do. Or at least that they would look at my old phone with a bit more understanding and sympathy, the next time they see me use it.

Beauty of languages

Sometimes comments have a lot more substance than actual posts. Take this one by Rene with the theory that Swiss German and Estonian share some influences from German that have been forgotten in the original language. Surely that’s a possibility. Then again, because of very colorful historical Estonian as a language is a whore (not to be misinterpreted – I like Estonian a more than anyone, I’m just stating the obvious here) that has influences from English, Russian, Finnish, German, Swedish, Dutch and every other language on the planet except Swahili.
Oh, and in case anyone wants to learn that language with low moral standards, here are my materials from my extremely successful Estonian class:

  • Cheat sheet
  • Slides